Udurawana went to Colombo for an official matter and called to his house over the phone. Servant takes the receiver. Udurawana: Who is speaking? Servant : Servant Sir. Udurawana: Where is the Madam? Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. Udurawana: What?!!!! I am her husband Servant: What can I do now sir? Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool? Servant: Yes Sir Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
Udurawana went to Colombo for an official matter and called to his house over the phone. Servant takes the receiver. Udurawana: Who is speaking? Servant : Servant Sir. Udurawana: Where is the Madam? Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. Udurawana: What?!!!! I am her husband Servant: What can I do now sir? Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool? Servant: Yes Sir Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
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