Husband and Wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.

Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?

Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?

Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?

Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.

Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.

Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going

Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer


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