Saturday, July 19, 2008

B--R--E--A--K--I--N--G NEWS

Pirubhakaran Has Escaped This Morning !








Sri Lankan troops capture key Tamil Tiger town
COLOMBO (AFP) - Sri Lanka's government said Tuesday it had dealt a major blow to Tamil rebels by capturing the key northern town and guerrilla bastion of Mallavi after heavy fighting that left dozens dead.
Security forces marched into the town on Monday evening and on Tuesday morning were "hunting for remaining Tigers," the island's defence ministry said.
"Domination of the well-known Mallavi town... marked one more decisive and impressive phase of the 'war for peace,'" the ministry said, referring to its drive to take the Tigers' nearby political capital of Kilinochchi.
The ministry said 33 rebels and four of its own troops were killed in fighting across the north of the island. It said 49 guerrillas and 11 soldiers were also wounded in the fighting on Monday.
The capture of Mallavi, where the Tigers had medical facilities, would be a psychological blow to the guerrillas as it is regarded as the birthplace of Tiger supremo Velupillai Prabhakaran's wife, defence officials said.
"Hundreds of valiant soldiers under the able military leadership are now stepping further towards adjoining boundaries of Mallavi town to capture remaining vulnerable areas located in Mallavi," the defence ministry said.

The latest casualty figures raised the number of rebels reported killed by troops since January to 6,238. The military admits losing 589 of its soldiers during the same period.


The Sri Lanka government pulled out of a Norwegian-brokered ceasefire with the rebels in January, and are engaged in a massive offensive aimed at dismantling the rebels' northern mini-state.
The defence ministry said security forces raised the national flag at Mallavi to the "thundering applause" of troops. It also released pictures of the local hospital and other town landmarks now under military control.


There was no immediate word from the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE), but the pro-rebel Tamilnet.com website said the rebels had offered stiff resistance on another front along the northwestern sea board.

The site said "heavy fighting was also reported near Mallavi," but gave no further details.

According to Sri Lankan officials, government forces are now just 12 kilometres (7.5 miles) outside Kilinochchi, the Tigers' main administrative base, which is 330 kilometres north of the capital Colombo.

The Tigers have tacitly admitted losing ground -- but in the past they have surrendered territory only to strike back in devastating counter-attacks.

The town of Kilinochchi has been in government hands during previous episodes of the long-running conflict, and was most recently taken back by the LTTE in 1999 when they reversed months of hard-fought government gains in the space of several days.

Military commanders have said they are adopting better tactics and moving in smaller groups to prevent a repeat of the 1999 debacle.The LTTE is seeking a homeland for minority Tamils from the majority Sinhalese community in the island's north and east. Tens of thousands have died on both sides in over three decades of bloodshed.

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7 dont's after a meal
* Don't smoke-Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

* Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid.This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

* Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted &blocked.

* Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

* Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

FINALLY DONT JUST KEEP THIS Message PLEASE FORWARD IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. LET THEM BE AWARE!!

Another tax for mobile phones!!!!!

The Government has decided to levy a new tax from those who use mobile phones. The 'environmental conservation tax' will add 2% to the present bill. The gazette regarding the levy of the new tax has been published on the 1st and collection of tax will commence from the 15th of this month.

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India tour of Sri Lanka, 2008

July 2008
Fri 18 - Sun 20 10:30 local, 05:00 GMT
Sri Lanka Board XI v IndiansNondescripts Cricket Club Ground, Colombo
Wed 23 - Sun 27 09:45 local, 04:15 GMT
1st Test - Sri Lanka v IndiaSinhalese Sports Club Ground, Colombo
Thu 31 - Mon 4 10:15 local, 04:45 GMT
2nd Test - Sri Lanka v IndiaGalle International Stadium

August 2008
Fri 8 - Tue 12 10:15 local, 04:45 GMT
3rd Test - Sri Lanka v IndiaR Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
Fri 15 10:00 local, 04:30 GMT
TBC v IndiansNondescripts Cricket Club Ground, Colombo
Mon 18 10:00 local, 04:30 GMT
1st ODI - Sri Lanka v IndiaRangiri Dambulla International Stadium
Wed 20 10:00 local, 04:30 GMT
2nd ODI - Sri Lanka v IndiaRangiri Dambulla International Stadium
Sun 24 14:30 local, 09:00 GMT
3rd ODI - Sri Lanka v IndiaR Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
Tue 26 14:30 local, 09:00 GMT
4th ODI - Sri Lanka v IndiaR Premadasa Stadium, Colombo
Fri 29 14:30 local, 09:00 GMT
5th ODI - Sri Lanka v IndiaR Premadasa Stadium, Colombo


Signing for CEPA postponed
Lanka Truth 19th July, 2008. 12.58 PM

Signing for Comprehensive Economic Partnership Aggrement was postponed.

Media minister Mr.Anura Priyadarshana Yapa revealed this to media yesterday at a press conference .

Same time, we told that government had leaked the decision of not signing for the agreement to political parties like Jathika Hela Urumaya and Jathika Nidahas Peramuna to get its political value.

Our Heroes to Olympic
Team leader Susanthika
Lanka Truth 19th July, 2008. 01.17 PM

The team participating to Olympic Games at Beijing – China on 8th August is ready now. Susanthika is the team leader and she will take the pride of carrying national flag at inauguration ceremony.
Members of the team are


Susanthika Jayasingha 100/200 m Running

Chinthaka Geethal Weight Lifting

Nadeeka Lakmali Javelin

Anuruddha Rathnayaka Boxing

Thilini Jayasingha Badminton

Daniel Lee Swimming

Mayumi Raheem Swimming

E.M. Senanayaka Shooting


Kandy Train trip













Awisharya Pass Port













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Picture Jokes
















Tasty of Divorce Cake






















How to Avoid Next World War ????????


The Crab Dance

Sex Jokes for the Week

The Whistling Pussy
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.The blonde realises he is staring andinquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?""Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes."It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do."I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him."Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"


18 goes into 54
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."


The Perfect Day - Her
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale9:30 Light Breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 Shopping2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs3:00 Facial, massage, nap7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing10:00 Make love11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

Types of Sex
HOUSE SEX When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.BEDROOM SEX After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.HALL SEX After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”COURTROOM SEX When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.

Two Penises
There is a teacher teaching sex education to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and draws a huge penis on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, “Class, does any one know what that is?”The class sits silently for a second or two than peter stands from the back! He yells, “I know what that is! It’s a PENIS! I know cause my dad’s got two!”“The small one he pee’s from, the big one he brushs the babysitters teeth with!”


Bedroom Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.“I demand proper manners in bed,” she declared, “just as I do at the dinner table!”Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile.“Yes,” replied the girl, “much better.”“Very good, darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy.”

Public Toilets in Switzerland

Here is a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland.

Now that you can seen the outside view of the toilet.

Just spend some more time scrolling down to see how it looks from inside..!!!!

That is made entirely out of one way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside, it looks like you’re sitting in a clear glas box.


Would you use it ??????????


Olympic Games 2008 - No more No Play

Mobile Phone Tips


Consider the following…….
It is not only the choice of phone, but how you use it that is important when you want to control the amount of radiation you are exposed to. Here. You will find a few simple tips that can considerably reduce radiation and therefore also health risks.
2. Use Hand Free set
The further away from your body the phone is, the less radiation you are exposed to. Using a hands-free set is the easiest way to radically reduce the amount of radiation you are exposed to if you use a mobile phone.





Hold it at the bottom


By covering large areas of the phone with your hand, you reduce its ability to send and receive signals. The phone then increases its power and transmits stronger radiation to compensate this. So hold the phone as far down as possible, so it can operate at low power.







4. Get the best position …..
You can see the signal reception strength in the display. When reception is good, the phone reduces power and radiation. If reception is poor, the phone uses maximum power and radiation.




Use regular phone if possible
If you have a regular phone, then make calls with it. The amount of radiation is directly connected to the length of time you talk on the mobile phone.





Don,t talk too much ….
The radiation you are exposed to is directly related to the time you spend talking on your phone. For longer calls it is safer (and cheaper) to call from a regular phone.











7.Hazadous Areas 0f use
n Do not use a mobile phone when driving a car. Stop at a safe place and talk.
n Do not use your mobile phone in places where there is a lot of electrical equipment, such as hospitals and aircraft.
n Do not bathe with your mobile phone.
n Do not let small children talk on your mobile phone for long periods. They are more susceptible than adults
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Mobile Phone ethics
Ø Show consideration to those around you when you have your phone with you.
Ø Your colleagues may not be as keen on your phone as you are.
Ø Turn off your phone when you are in public places such as movie theatres and cafe.
Ø Make a habit of turning it off? it is good for you too.






























































Miss World 2008














































Miss Venezuela is Miss Universe 2008










By BEN STOCKING, Associated Press Writer 12 minutes ago
Miss Venezuela was crowned Miss Universe 2008 on Monday in a contest marked by the spectacle of Miss USA falling down during the evening gown competition for the second year in a row.







An elated Dayana Mendoza received the crown from her predecessor, Riyo Mori of Japan, and then prepared to meet a gaggle of reporters. Miss Venezuela, 22, was once kidnapped in her homeland and says the experience taught her to remain poised under pressure.
Tension got under the skin of Crystle Steward of Texas, the second Miss USA in a row to fall down during the Miss Universe pageant. She tripped on the train of her bejeweled evening gown as she made her entrance.
The New York Times looks at concerns about the upcoming change.
During the 2007 Miss Universe contest in Mexico City, Miss USA Rachel Smith also tumbled during the evening gown competition and became an unintended star on You Tube, where the video was shown over and over again.

Like Smith, Stewart quickly stood up after her fall and continued on as if nothing had happened.
Stewart, 26, is a motivational speaker and former track and filed star who is working on a book called "Waiting to Win."
Her mishap occurred just after the judges had narrowed the field of 80 to the final 10: Miss USA, Miss Kosovo, Miss Australia, Miss Spain, Miss Mexico, Miss Colombia, Miss USA, Miss Dominican Republic, Miss Russia, Miss Italy and Miss Venezuela.
The NBC show was hosted by talk show star Jerry Springer and Spice Girl Melanie Brown and broadcast live to hundreds of millions of viewers in 170 countries.
Eighty contestants gathered in the seaside city of Nha Trang, Vietnam, vying to succeed reigning Miss Universe Riyo Mori of Japan.
Sporting yellow, green and orange bikinis, the 15 semifinalists strutted across the stage during the swimsuit competition to the sounds of Lady Gaga, who belted out the pulsating "Just Dance" in a platinum blond wig. Miss Vietnam, Lam Thuy Nguyen, was greeted with a roar from the Vietnamese audience.
The final 10 then competed in the evening gown event.
They performed in front of a panel of judges that included international fashion experts and Donald Trump Jr., whose father, the real estate magnate and TV star, co-owns the pageant with NBC.
This year's contestants span a wide range of experiences and aspirations.
Miss Albania was a professional basketball player. Miss Argentina says she has paranormal experiences. Miss Antigua & Barbuda is fascinated by snakes.
Miss Angola was in a plane crash while trying to escape a conflict during her country's civil war.
The shortest contestant in this year's show is Miss El Salvador, a petite 5-foot-3. The tallest are Miss Jamaica, Miss Mexico and Miss Peru, who measure 6 feet.
The show has been a publicity bonanza for Vietnam, where beauty contests are very popular. The contest featured segments on many of the nation's most popular tourist destinations, such as Hue, Hoi An, Sapa and Ha Long Bay.
The program set has been dominated by iconic Vietnamese images, such as bamboo trees, conical hats and lotus flowers.

The tuxedoed Springer made a grand entrance on a motorbike -- the vehicle of choice in Vietnam where the streets are teeming with millions of the speeding two-wheelers.
Copyright © 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained in the AP News report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

Beauty Parade in Sri Lanka